This is a song for the ladies.
But fellas . . . listen closely.
You don't always have to fuck her hard.
In fact sometimes that's not right to do.
Sometimes you've got to make some love.
And fuckin give her some smoochies too.
Sometimes ya got to squeeze.
Sometimes you've got to say "please".
Sometime you've got to say "Hey" . . .
I'm gonna fuck you . . . softly.
I'm gonna screw you . . . gently.
I'm gonna hump you . . . sweetly.
I'm gonna ball you . . . discreetly.
And then you say . . . "Hey I bought you flowers".
And then you say . . . "Wait a minute Sally".
I think I got somethin in my teeth.
Could you get it out for me?
That's fuckin teamwork.
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me.
It's not my favorite.
But I'll do it for you.
Whats your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it.
But I'll order it from Zanzibar.
And then . . . I'm gonna love you . . . completely.
And then . . . I'll fuckin fuck you . . . discreetly.
And then . . . I'll fucking bone you . . . completely.
But then . . . I'm gonna fuck you hard.
H - a - r - d.
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Don't type too 'hard'. . . and click 'softly'.
